Misguided Ghost

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

(Source: fiberstark)

(Source: artballin)

toeianimation:

lmfao

grammy rehearsal

(Source: memewhore)

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

cracked-king-bitch:

bruh

(Source: welller)

mariesammy:

@mrkrister

(Source: fedexpressionism)

frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

(Source: xylemphone)

icy-brunette:

youflabbergastedme:

orangeitnblack:

pretty sure it’s katy perry

or jared leto

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

  • person: you look dead
  • me: thanks