Misguided Ghost

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

jaclcfrost:

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

itsybitsysleddogs:

Just hanging out!

lauren-jauregui:

pashmere:

omfg this gif is the answer for everything

"how are you?"

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"did you get a good grade?"

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"how’s your romantic life?"

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how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?

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hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

(Source: lohnerism)

longislandraised:

I can’t wait till my kids obsess over a band and ask me money for tickets, albums, and band merch. Then their father will be like, “Babe, remember when you were obsessed with my band?”

(Source: pleatedjeans)

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

bitchesaloud:

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao